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By notafurry (Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 05:28:20 PM EST) (all tags)
Well, I bought a boat.

That's not the insane bit.

I bought a sailboat.

Still not the insane bit.

I didn't buy the nicely set-up Catalina 27 I was offered as payment for work completed. I bought the damaged and neglected Cal 20 pocket cruiser instead.

That is the insane bit.



So why did I do it? Insanity requires no justifications!

But, anyway, I took quite a bit of time to decide to do it. First, the Catalina 27 is a nice boat with a good history; it's well-maintained; I know the owner who's had it since it left the factory; and aside from the usual end-of-season maintenance and a few minor annoyances, it's ready to sail.

Aside from the first two items in that list, those are my reasons for not buying it. Suppose something is wrong with the boat - do I want to risk losing a long-time friend? Do I want to get back into sailing - it's been a few years, after all - with a boat I don't know? And, finally, do I really want to buy a perfectly good boat just to prepare it for winter? (OK, so there's a good two months of decent sailing weather left. Still...)

So, instead, I bought a Vancouver-built California 20. Nice little pocket cruiser, sleeps 4 (if 2 are friendly and compatible with a V-berth), perfectly acceptable for weekend cruises in an inland waterway like the Puget Sound. Stable enough for skittish family members, fast enough (cough) to be acceptable to me - well, sort of. This one needs a lot of work, but is basically sound - so I can put the time and energy I could be bottling up in frustration over work into refitting the boat without worrying about major safety issues. Along the way, I'll certainly come to know the structure and layout of every system, from electrical to hull supports to standing and running rigging, so that next spring (my deadline), I'll have a boat I know in excellent condition just ready to hit the water.

I've done this type of work on sailboats before, so I'm confident I can take on the job without too much trouble. Here's the rough work list -

  1. Remove all hardware, hatches, rigging, trim, interior, etc. If it can come off with a screwdriver, wrench, or judicious application of force - remove it.
  2. Scrub down all fiberglass with Simple Green. Check wood (rudder, seats, interior, some hatches) for damage, rot, wear, etc.; scrub with detergent.
  3. Drop the keel. (Undo 8 stainless steel bolts of unknown antiquity and condition, bracing the keel first. Jack remaining hull up off the keel. NOTE: Keel weighs 900 pounds, made from cast iron.)
  4. Use angle grinder, scraper, sandpaper to remove bottom paint, rust, etc. from keel. Use respirator during all sanding due to nasty death from poisons in bottom paint.
  5. Paint keel with rust sealer; reseat to hull with new keel boats and 3M 5100 sealant.
  6. Sand (random orbital sander) hull, decks to remove paint and smooth out significant dings/scratches. Start 200, move in stages to 1200 grit.
  7. Fair hull; use West Systems fairing compound. Seal all holes in hull and topsides with epoxy before fairing. Seal head through-hull; no more marine toilet, replace with camping toilet.
  8. Refit electronics. Plan for 12-volt system for VHF radio, charging capability for GPS, cell phone, laptop, two cabin lights, running lights, steaming lights, anchor lights for 3 sailing days. Install car audio system for cabin and cockpit. Consider solar panel option.
  9. Refit interior. Epoxy light wood panels to overhead; use epoxy enamel on interior hull, cabin walls, floor. Retain cabin layout. Replace rotten/damaged wood. Paint and polyurethane all wood surfaces. Delegate cushions, curtains, etc. to wife.
  10. Finish hull and decks. Sand primer layers, apply second coat of primer. Sand as needed to remove scratches, marks, imperfections. Apply third coat; sand if necessary. Apply minimum three topcoat layers of color, sanding as necessary between coats. Navy blue hull above waterline, forest green bootstripe, light green bottom paint below waterline. Snow white decks and topsides. Use nonskid paint particles for standing surfaces - floor of cockpit, etc.
  11. Replace hardware on deck - cleats, light grinders/winches, blocks, lights. Use larger chainplates with backing plates.
  12. Re-rig mast, standing rigging. Check over all standing and running rigging, replace any damaged pieces. Do not repair, especially standing rigging. Rig VHF antenna to masthead, prepare in-mast cabling and supports.
  13. Check over sails - main, class jib, genoa, and spinnaker. NOTE: Replace/repair damaged spinnaker, check spinnaker pole for hidden damage.
  14. Refloat. Step mast with Canadian dime under foot. (Rare notafurry rating of "4" to anyone who can tell me why.) Set standing rigging according to basic instructions. (2 degrees aft rake on the mast, 4.5" upward angle on spreaders.) Use split symmetrical backstays.
  15. Sail away.
Since there is no "boat" icon, I used the "drink" icon, since this project will require a steady supply of alcohol. Also, I suggest on the behalf of other boating denizens of the Scooposphere that we charter CBB to create a burgee for us. I like the idea of confusing snotty Corinthians with a Cow burgee.

Note: Some may note that the original boat diary mentioned a boat big enough for the "entire" family, including the Spare Woman and her kids. This boat actually still is - for day-sailing, it'll comfortably take three adults and four kids, and for sleeping, there are four adult-sized berths which mean three adults and assorted sleeping bags of kids in the remaining berth and floor areas will be fine.

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canadian dime by tps12 (2.00 / 1) #1 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 05:44:36 PM EST
You sailors are a superstitious lot, eh. But I like the cut of your jib.



Half credit. by notafurry (2.00 / 0) #3 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 05:50:04 PM EST
That would explain the coin. Not the specification of a Canadian dime.

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Silver by DesiredUsername (2.00 / 0) #17 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 08:55:50 PM EST
Who doesn't know this?

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Insufficient. by notafurry (2.00 / 0) #20 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 10:52:45 PM EST
There are many silver coins.

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Not with a picture of Bluenose (nt) by DesiredUsername (2.00 / 0) #27 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 07:47:38 AM EST


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Clearly by The Fool (2.00 / 0) #2 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 05:44:40 PM EST
http://catzooks.com/swift-solo/archive/html/swift-solo/2004-06/msg00006.html

You want to include fare across the River Styx in the price of your boat.



Interesting by notafurry (2.00 / 0) #4 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 05:59:59 PM EST
That's a variant on the old myth I haven't actually seen before. And all variants I have heard/read specifically call for silver coins, not gold.

The usual story involves payment not to Charon but to Triton, and it's not for the crew nor is it associated with disaster. It's to bring good fortune to the ship and her crew by "setting aside" money for Triton and any other gods of the sea.

Someone in Canuckistan find a dime and take a close look at it.

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You have just reached by Rush Gorden (1.00 / 1) #5 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 06:27:51 PM EST
the Orion Blastar level of insanity.

"But the LORD is with me like a mighty warrior; so my persecutors will stumble and not prevail. They will fail and be thoroughly disgraced; their dishonor will never be forgotten." - Jeremiah 20:11


Nonsense by notafurry (2.00 / 0) #6 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 06:54:02 PM EST
The only sense in which mine and yours can be compared is that both are exaggerated for effect. You're much more insane than I, Orion.

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No, truely by Rush Gorden (2.00 / 0) #12 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 07:39:27 PM EST
you are more insane than I or Orion Blastar. You've made sweet love to a boat.

"But the LORD is with me like a mighty warrior; so my persecutors will stumble and not prevail. They will fail and be thoroughly disgraced; their dishonor will never be forgotten." - Jeremiah 20:11
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Whoa, by thenick (4.00 / 2) #7 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 07:14:46 PM EST
He only said he bought a boat, not that he started banging sailors on shore leave.

 
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My mistake by Rush Gorden (2.00 / 0) #11 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 07:37:41 PM EST
than was you then that bought a boat and then banged sailors on shore leave.

"But the LORD is with me like a mighty warrior; so my persecutors will stumble and not prevail. They will fail and be thoroughly disgraced; their dishonor will never be forgotten." - Jeremiah 20:11
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Wrong. by thenick (2.00 / 0) #18 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 09:44:03 PM EST
I don't own a boat.

 
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Can I drive your boat? by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #8 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 07:19:14 PM EST

I'm a very good driver. Very good driver.

I applaud this purchase, and humbly suggest that Spare Woman and her kids get their own boat if they want to go overnight sailing. I also not-so-humbly suggest you mount one of these on the boat, in the event that Spare Woman and her kids decide to challenge the notion that they need to support the economy by buying their own boat.

Or in case you run out of alcohol, and spot another boat that hasn't run out.


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Run out of alcohol?! by notafurry (4.00 / 1) #9 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 07:26:57 PM EST
My good man, I assure you that I am a safe and considerate sailor, and as such I plan for all contingencies and make sure I'm prepared before leaving the mooring buoy.

In short, I will never run out of alcohol on board.

Also, I am quite fond of Spare Woman and her kids, as are my wife and our kids. A larger boat may be in the offing, but not immediately; I expect to complete this restoration, sail for a season, then buy another "project boat" that will become the family boat on completion. At that point, this one will be sold. And given Spare Woman's fondness for sailing but lack of expertise or interest in tools and such for repairs and maintenance, her procurement of another boat would only double my workload.

Finally, you may drive the boat on three conditions - you must provide a share of alcohol, bring your own date (strong preference for a female willing and qualified to look fetching in the swimwear of her choice), and forswear all sexual interest in Martha Stewart. Oh, and four, transportation is provided only from slip to slip; make your own way to the marina. :)

This reply brought to you by Reverse-O-Comment! Handling your points in reverse order for the hell of it since 2005.

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Thank ${appropriateThankingEntity} by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #10 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 07:33:24 PM EST

I've got an alternate idea for Spare Woman and her kids; tagalong raft! Nothing screams, "We like you, but there's not enough room for you to sleep on our boat" like a couple of wooden pallets lashed together with Velcro and duct tape, tied to a rope, dragged behind a sailboat!

As for your draconian conditions, I can bring alcohol, la mia Barista (who I assure you looks quite nice in her black one-piece, much better, in fact, than I do in same said piece), and I can get myself to the marina. Oh hell, I can even forswear all sexual interest in Martha, though, as I suspect you already know, my ethics and morals are what I like to call "adaptable", and will fluctuate right back to wanting to bone Martha and Alexsis once I get back on shore.


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You've got it all wrong by notafurry (4.00 / 1) #13 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 07:41:34 PM EST
Dragging things behind the boat slows the boat down. The Cal 20 class is already pretty slow (OK, all right, it's not bad for the size) and I'll be damned if I'll slow it down even more. Hell, man, I refuse to even tow a dinghy!

Besides, Spare Woman is also talented in filling out swimwear. Why my wife isn't jealous... oh, right, because she knows where the guns are and is better with a handgun than I am, right.

Your application has been conditionally accepted. Please note that we are at this time accepting reservations only for the 2006 sailing season.

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Isn't there a schooner on the back of the by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #14 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 07:44:07 PM EST
Canadian dime, either the Luneberg, or based in Luneberg, NS?

Congrats, I wanted a sailboat at one time, I do live in the world's best freshwater sailing area.

But, I figured a motorcycle was more practical and cheaper and doable, the sailboat will have to wait.




Wait, the Bluenose, right? by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #15 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 07:51:43 PM EST
The last and only time I was in NS was 9 years ago, the brain gets rusty.


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You win the 4 by notafurry (2.00 / 0) #21 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 10:55:12 PM EST
Yes, a Canadian dime is the favorite coin for this purpose these days because the back of the coin is the Bluenose, a schooner.

Stupid, eh? But that's the way these things go.

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I envy you by thunderbee (2.00 / 0) #16 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 08:18:51 PM EST
But for now I shall continue to sail a HC 16 when possible and entertain thoughts of a larger, gasp habitable boat ;)

I have the joke to go with it, I just miss the boat ;-)



If you need assistance soon... by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #19 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 09:53:13 PM EST
drop me a note.

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.


Hmmm by notafurry (4.00 / 2) #22 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 11:02:01 PM EST
How does calla fill out her swimwear?

Joking! A little.

Honestly, I've got more offers than jobs at the moment, although I expect that will change during the sanding-the-hull-and-decks phase. (That's a big job, even on a small boat.) And I'm a perfectionist. Still, I will keep your address on file, sir.

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She's modest. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #25 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 11:22:20 PM EST
Everything's in the right place, I can assure you.

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.
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agreed by iGrrrl (2.00 / 0) #23 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 11:02:07 PM EST
boat icon needed

We've done many of those things, cumulatively in the four years we've had this boat.  Much work.

But, fyi, we had trouble fitting that many (even with some of them being kids) on our 22 foot Starwind sloop.

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Aye by notafurry (2.00 / 0) #24 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 11:08:49 PM EST
The Cal 20 is nice for day sailing because it has a huge cockpit for its size. I was recently aboard one with 4 other adults and we were all quite comfortable.

Honestly, I doubt everyone will be aboard very often, and quite probably never overnight; there are plenty of harbors in all of the interesting weekend-cruise-reachable areas, so I expect nights at anchor with wife and Spare Woman ashore in a hotel while the kids and I "camp out" in the boat; we could make an overnight work, but I wouldn't choose to do it.

For that number of people, I'd want something like a Triton at the very least; two separate cabins, real head and galley, plenty of below-decks space for rainy days, etc. It'd still be crowded, and that's a 30' yacht. But this is an excellent start back into sailing. And I expect each project boat will probably get bigger... and if I time it right, the kids will be big enough to crew by the time I need one. <G>


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you bastard by komet (2.00 / 0) #26 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 06:38:37 AM EST
I live in a landlocked country

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WRONG! by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #30 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 03:44:43 PM EST
The Bodensee is an international crossing, no?

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.
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yeah by komet (2.00 / 0) #31 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 04:36:08 PM EST
but it's not part of the world's oceans, so doesn't count. Wikipedia, our beacon of truth.

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But it flows to the ocean. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #32 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 11:32:49 PM EST
That should count for something.

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.
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Hat off by chopper (2.00 / 0) #28 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 09:29:08 AM EST
Sheesh. And I'm even worried if cleaning the mould off of and fixing a small broken patch in the nose of a fibreglass kayak will be too big a job for me. Sure, I have no disposable income for supplies, but therefore lots more disposable time. Hmmm. You have me inspired.



Funny thing is by notafurry (2.00 / 0) #29 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 11:55:05 AM EST
It's not all that much more expensive to do a big job than a little one. If you're buying just a little cloth and epoxy, you can expect to pay a lot. But buying a bulk roll of fabric and a few gallons of epoxy costs a lot less per unit of fiberglass.

Also, I don't expect to do any serious fiberglass repairs involving laminated cloth or anything like that; the hull and deck are in reasonably good structural shape. The repairs will be more along the lines of filling cracks and screw holes with thickened epoxy (basically fiberglass epoxy with shredded bits of cloth in it) and possibly one larger patch where I'll be eliminating the marine head through-hull.

As for your project - go for it. The kayak is probably dirt cheap/free if it's in the condition you describe, so what have you got to lose? Fiberglass is relatively easy to work with - the hard part is making it look good. So practice a bit, try the repair, and call the first attempt good if it holds water. That's roughly how I started; you can worry about complex shapes or making it look good later.

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