1. A Series of Rainy Deluges, Leads to Flooding of the Earth
This one is pretty self-explanatory and obvious. At first, we all thought the heavy snowfall was just one season of higher than normal precipitation, but clearly, that was just nature's toasted bagel with cream cheese, and we are now into the meat and potatoes. A key indicator here is not the veracity of any one rainfall, but the steady increase into what should be the dog days of summer. Every week I think it will begin abating, it actually becomes more frequent . . . sinister stuff.

2. The Migration of Animals
Remember my diaries about the ducks, and different birds and other critters coming to visit my backyard? Well, it doesn't take a prophet to tell that they are looking for a big boat to dwell in. Animals are smart, and always seem to be one step ahead of humans what with their animal intuition and instincts. Key clue: they always come in pairs . . .

3. Strange Preparations Unfolding
Now, this could just be me, but many strange phenomenae have been taking place lately, in the world, as well as in my community. For instance - north of Toronto where I live, they have been putting up long sections of black plastic wrap along the main thoroughfare, and surrounded it with straw. My wife pointed it out, asking me what it was for, and I couldn't come up with any good reason for it . . . until the ark idea came to me. Then, it all made sense: divert the flood waters with plastic fencing, and bring in straw to keep the preceding rush of animals warm and dry. I'm sure you have all been experiencing similiar type efforts in your communities as well.

4. A Migration to Higher Lands
This one is a bit tougher to prove, as it hasn't really become a full-blown trend yet - but rest assured, it will start to happen. Of course, for me and my family, this isn't really an issue, as the ship is taking shape rapidly and as such should be well operational by the time the Floode takes us into its watery grip. However, I can assure you all that you should definitely be scouting out higher ground immediately, while the market hasn't caught on yet to what will certainly be a bullish real estate market for high altitude land.

As you can see, the facts are incontravertable and undisputed, plain as day and all that. Now, I'm no prophet; hell, I don't even have a beard, so that's a dead giveaway. But maybe if you just stop and look around, you can all realise that the signs were always there, you just didn't understand them at first. What I'm saying is, that due to overlogging and conservation, the supply of wood is somewhat scarce, and frankly, my backyard isn't big enough to fit a full-sized End Times Ark. I'm only building the Smart-Ark version, so, uh, what I'm trying to say is . . .

There's no room for you guys, you'll have to build your own.